Breaking the Rules

Rules that I'm currently breaking:

1) I'm not blogging often enough, which the Pioneer Woman claims is very important ( "Ten Important Things I've Learned About Blogging")

2) I'm staying up WAY too late the night before a Flash Mob

3) Wearing white after Labor Day (ok - technically I'm not doing that right now, but I'm going to be wearing white later today.)

4) The white I'll be wearing is skin-tight-spray-painted-on polyester pants.  This is breaking several rules of fashion.

5) There is a good chance I'll end up breaking the actual pants...because they are beyond tight. (I'm not sure if there's an actual rule about breaking pants...but it's not a good thing either way.)

I will try to start blogging more often.......but there's nothing I can do about the pants (except pray that they do not break).